I am a Famous Writer


Driving to work today, I planned to spend some time writing my book. But of course I didn’t even get a chance to take my coat off; I was assigned a task of diagram drawing. I was only glad that to draw diagrams one doesn’t have to involve their mental powers, one can do it automatically without thinking.

So, while I wasn’t thinking of what I was doing, I was thinking that it is not actually that hard to become a Famous Writer. For example, I decide that I am going to be a Famous Writer. From now on, while talking to someone I will not say that “I will be a Famous Writer”; I will say that “I am a Famous Writer”. The main idea is to make people believe. It is not important that those people never heard my name or never saw my non-existing books in the bookstores. I can come up with a title of a book on fly if such question may occur. The most important thing is to make people believe that I am a Famous Writer.

And then a miracle will happen. The same way as Atum transformed pure energy into physical matter, same way my words supported by energy of many people’s faith will become reality. I even think that I can receive an award. I am not talking about Nobel Prize, but I am thinking that Pulitzer Prize would be sufficient. And why not? People do believe in weird stuff. Take Christian God, for example, which in fact was initially just a Word! Look how many churches are built – on lie… on illusion… on believe!

And I don’t even want the power of a God. All I want is a little bit of money, so I could quit my job and work on my book. I am going to write this book anyway, I just don’t have time to do it.

Of course, if I had completed the book, I wouldn’t have to work so hard to influence people into believing that I am a Famous Writer. But anyone could be a Famous Writer with a complete book; you try being a famous writer without one!

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